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Willow's Eternity
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Post by Willow's Eternity on Aug 17, 2006 23:31:06 GMT -5

My bro used to write a joke newspaper called the Gorko Gazette.(Kind of like the Onion) and I still have some old copies of it. Here's the What's Inside? part of one of the magaziness. I thought you'd like them. THey're funny.

Love Tests: What Kind of a Moron Are You, Anyway?

For Clean Skin Experts Recommend Sopas

You Know That Guy You Like? He Smells Like Zucchini

Never Eat Again! Start Today!

Freddy Jones
The Country's Hottest Man Talks About Warts

Talk Like A Texan! Get Leading Roles! Free Horse Rides Too

Speaking of Horses: When the Batmobile Broke Down Last Week

Try A Smile! All About Using Floss

Hair to Die Under

Never-Fail Tips for Hot Wax!

The Adventures of Fat Al and Frank Robinson

Get Rich Quick! The "Eat Bologna For Money" Program

Hair to Kill For: Frontier Life With Pincushion Bob

Vomiting for Life: See How These People Raise Money for the Diabetes Foundation

Trade Places with Celebrities!(Marry 'em and Kill 'em!)Fast-Working Poisons

Poodlesauce boycotted By Several Stereotypes

Burning and Pillaging Weekend In Kosovo Not to be Postponed For NATO Air Rades

Words of Wisdom....
...And the Elbow!

Plus!

The Nearly Parallel Lines
Followed Closely by the Rist.

Last Edit: Aug 17, 2006 23:32:03 GMT -5 by Willow's Eternity

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

Willow's Eternity lil more then cute All you need is faith, and trust.. oh! and a little fairy dust! Posts: 74	GG Headlines Aug 17, 2006 23:32:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Willow's Eternity on Aug 17, 2006 23:32:38 GMT -5 (ooh.. forgot something..) WARNING: Surgeon General may be somewhere inside.
	And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.

toodles only cute Cat me if you can! Posts: 24	GG Headlines Aug 22, 2006 1:53:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by toodles on Aug 22, 2006 1:53:26 GMT -5 Hmm... he should try Quick-Floss for name ideas..
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Cute But Deadly Administrator The evil kitty of DOOM kawaii no bunny! Posts: 80	GG Headlines Aug 23, 2006 17:52:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cute But Deadly on Aug 23, 2006 17:52:23 GMT -5 lol. NICE.
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